Wayne Sisson: hates all of these stupid "attractive, non-threatening urban kids dancing" movies where they always talk about how dancing "can change the world!" No it can't. The only dance that ever changed the world was the Macarena, and it just made things worse. Dancing is all well and good, nothing against it, but let's be honest: no amount of krumping or popping-and-locking will bring about world peace. Sorry.