When i manage to attain such a state of unXtian and yet christlike perfection, i can go and look at things on EBay, because it pains me less to not know that i can't afford them and won't be bidding on them tomorow.
That said there is some fuckass fucken WEIRD shit up for offer at the pres, which i thought for the sake of possiblity I would share with y'all, on this offish chance you might wish to collect these goodies for and unto yrselves, or who knows? feel generous and bestow gobs of oddities on yr humble narrator just cos I want them.
Moving on, exhibit A: Old-Guitar-Body-with-Stickers-Beat-to-Ug
and then over here, we got the MEDICAL FEMALE PELVIC VINTAGE TEACHING MODEL ANTIQUE good lord. this is sick. just looking at it and thinking of owning it makes me feel sick, and not in a good evyl horndog way. Look at the other pics. This is essentially a older than dirt, for-study-purposes-only pussy-in-a-box who would not want something so weird??? >8D
moving along, as if these two items alone don't bring instant bizarro to any kid's collection, how can one live without a GOTH RARE Black Magic Monkey Skull Fetish Voodoo ▐ This looks like some psycho cobbled it together while living in his mom's bedroom playing at being a satanist and wannabe artiste at the same time. You got to love the nail polish blood on the fangs and everything.
or of course you could just
anyway. nothing more to say tonight except